ORIGINAL VERSION
I get a laugh every time I read this. I thought you all would get a
laugh too.
The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being fucked and
original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently
using; any request there will return to your computer.
Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than
in the US.
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone
on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather
funny, but it got even more funny...
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-
#stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker
(~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows
that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a *****r you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his
mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC
was a failure.
I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good
*****r never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-
#stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try *****ng me again... I still have the same
IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two
failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a
*****r, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem
was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-
#stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal
back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you *****ng yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a *****r you have to get around a
firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal *****r has to be able to get past
it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce
you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please
control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl
behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the
definition of *****ng??? if he turns of the firewall that's an
invitation and that has nothing to do with *****ng
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going
into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know
that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't
let that rest. To see whether he really is a good *****r I lie and let
everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off.
Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitch*****r can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no *****r
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a *****r myself and i know how *****rs
behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no *****r..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I
under-estimated him?
<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I
did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me
with a music tip.
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation
pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the
*****r said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned
my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have
to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid
the disaster on my hard drives.
<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our *****r with
the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout".
We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
Thanks
I get a laugh every time I read this. I thought you all would get a
laugh too.
The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being fucked and
original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently
using; any request there will return to your computer.
Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than
in the US.
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone
on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather
funny, but it got even more funny...
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-
#stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker
(~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows
that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a *****r you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his
mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC
was a failure.
I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good
*****r never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-
#stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try *****ng me again... I still have the same
IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two
failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a
*****r, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem
was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-
#stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal
back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you *****ng yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a *****r you have to get around a
firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal *****r has to be able to get past
it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce
you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please
control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl
behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the
definition of *****ng??? if he turns of the firewall that's an
invitation and that has nothing to do with *****ng
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going
into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know
that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't
let that rest. To see whether he really is a good *****r I lie and let
everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off.
Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitch*****r can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no *****r
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a *****r myself and i know how *****rs
behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no *****r..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I
under-estimated him?
<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I
did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me
with a music tip.
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation
pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the
*****r said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned
my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have
to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid
the disaster on my hard drives.
<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our *****r with
the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout".
We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
Thanks
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